She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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