How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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