All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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