# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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