It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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