Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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