On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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