He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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