id be glad to
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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