You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Randomize
