This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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