you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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