But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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