Whod you bang
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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