That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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