Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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