ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
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Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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