Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.