Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Apparently you make a good broom.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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