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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.

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• (627): View more from California

  his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match

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• (253): View more from Washington

  The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.

  (1-770): View more from Georgia

  You're a good friend.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I am to reach this level of casual destruction.

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