Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.