Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
he quoted the bible to break up with me
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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