shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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