Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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