I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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