no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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