i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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