i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
