You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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