is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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