i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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