you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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