About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I just found a bag of teeth...
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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