we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We're too hungover to prance.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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