he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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