I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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