member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I would ride that face into the sunset
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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