im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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