she was so not down for the gang bang
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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