I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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