____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
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