come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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