I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Your cock deserves a montage
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
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Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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