How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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