Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
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Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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