I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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