If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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