omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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