Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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