..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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