I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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