All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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