If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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