ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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