Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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