I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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