I bet he comes in French.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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