i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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