At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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